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check out my reusable straws !

my wife is rly moody sometimes

whoever dies dies, am i rite

cant blieve its so hard 2 recycle glass aroundhere

hows about that Nut in the white house

guess we have to delay our move to tacoma

the wrong kind of weed makes her moody: it WAS mucheasier 2 buy, in NYC

my stepdad can be kind of inconsiderate

our yard isnt very big

im lovin these municipal text alerts

win – win !

w/o and w/o end

w/o end

thel00k u giv me liek

But hwy R U tellin g me this

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submission from philadelphia “a lot going on here”

The Prospective Roommate
Male, female, in-between, not sure, doesn’t matter. Anyone is welcome!
Hopefully you like hanging out and are looking for friends because we’re both very sociable.
Gwen doesn’t shut up, so you’re ready for that, she also takes a minute (maybe, it’s inconsistent) to warm up to people
You will have to look out for the hamster in his ball, Lynzee will warn you
You have a job, y’know, at least sometimes during COVID. You’re respectful of peoples’ belongings, purchases, etc.
You can borrow shit, that’s totally cool, just ask!Some Other Things
Our most recent roommate was not the cleanest. It has left a bad taste in the house’s’ mouth (y’know, the door)
and we’re really trying to make sure we have a new roommate that is clean above anything else. If you don’t want
friends, you don’t want to hang out, we’d just need you to make sure you’re contributing around the house and cleaning up after yourself.
We, honestly, aren’t looking for a roommate that’s under 25 or so. That’s not to say it’s a rule! There can be exceptions
If you’re independent, used to living on your own, can play well with others, you’re totally welcome.
Gwen is the queen of this house, really needs to be saidYour Money
Okay, if you were to move in, you pay 1st/last/sec depositYour Lease
You don’t necessarily need to sign a twelve month lease. That is your own situation, if you’d like to, we can. If not, we can also do that.
It’s super flexible around here.There should be pictures attached to this ad. If you don’t see any… just shoot us (me?) a message! I know the picture of your bedroom isn’t the best. I can take more if needed! Skyline painting included Thanks, yo,
The Roommates of a House Located Near 16/Morris

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