one liners

paint ur nails, crone

nouveau witch my skin crawlz in ur house sit its th WORSt style

the real thing

my daughters startin 2 question me isaid like she wants to go all out she wants ‘th real thing’ fr example she wants us 2 hav a christmas tree and shewants a real stocking n not “….A Sock?” u askd

bitch u shoulda came home

i took my sweater off i put my sweater in the front room the proto meetinghall lib sat down on the floor took out a cold busch [years later when i spelled out th B U S C H acronym joke 2 my nemesis,it bein one of my actual lil treasures 2 shsare @ the […]

welcome hahahahaha

hahahaha

ow many times

i gotta tell u ppl u can bring ur horse 2 water after that give up !

u like this story

or just bein polite?

passerby sez

i thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iink id rather just not have sex than havesex IN N95 MASKS