one liners

passerby sez

i thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iink id rather just not have sex than havesex IN N95 MASKS

“why?”

i asked rita. “how come? why?” “becuz u crazy,” she sang

demonic qualities

time is on my side u might say its not but it is

demonic contracts

they r a dime a dozen sometimes ur the demon sometimes ur the dude

micro dosin

wow u mus b a rly_____ phr33 sp1r1t