2020

submission from philadelphia “a lot going on here”

The Prospective Roommate Male, female, in-between, not sure, doesn’t matter. Anyone is welcome! Hopefully you like hanging out and are looking for friends because we’re both very sociable. Gwen doesn’t shut up, so you’re ready for that, she also takes a minute (maybe, it’s inconsistent) to warm up to people You will have to look […]

here comes santa clause

here comes santa clause

here he comes!

paper of record

He Ignored the Facts. But This Time, the Facts Wouldn’t Be Ignored. A Surprising, Incredible Fact Will Make You Rethink Other Facts Ten Facts That Will Make You Fact Informed He Faced the Facts. Then Facts Got in the Way. Opinion: The Facts Speak For Themselves “We’re Speaking Out”: Facts That Will Be Heard in […]

TROPICALSTORM BATER IS MASTURBATING IN THE GULF… MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS OF 50KT… NEXT FULL FORECAST AT 10PM CDT

GOES-east satellite data has indicated little change in Bater’s intensity over the last 12hrs. United states air force reserve hurricane hunter aircraft is scheduled to investigate Bater this evening and should give more details as to how Bater’s track will deviate from global models. As of 7PM CDT, significant uncertainty persists as to exactly when […]

science & semen

those cn @least flow in2 me, u cn let it spout n spray even w/o contact an it wont harm me altho it might also GeneticallyEffect My Babies uclaim how on th 1 hand its a gr8 time of mylife 2 forgo those slimycondoms but also how thebaby wl be genetically impacted by all the […]

2 fuck ppl

its not THAT hard a shrug clap me on th shoulder 1 clown 2another 2 fuck ppl sometimes it s hard but like we cn always figure it out we uh we cd fuck That guy over there points (cross the water @some guy walkin his dog) — rite now if we wanted

friction ring

another song featuring blanch