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here comes santa clause

By hoskuld on 2020/12/18

here he comes!

Posted in 2020, music and audio

We’re looking for someone who is easy going but practices living a balanced, active, and engaged life. We often keep active, but it would be a plus if you’re interested and willing to participate from time to time in doing things that make a house feel homier, warm, and a more cohesive place. We aren’t necessarily looking for someone who wants to be super collective about time and space, but someone who is open and glad to initiate and participate in group dynamics as they arise. For instance, If you’re interested in the occasional house dinner, you want to help us get our small garden off the ground, like home improvement projects, silly conversations and occasional hangs, this could be the spot for you. We are seeking a tidy housemate who practices a positive outlook, is proactive and compassionate in their communication, enjoys sharing space with others, has various interests going on in their own life, is LGBTQA friendly, is aware of race/class/privilege dynamics and how they affect our community and landscape, and someone who cares about the place they call home and those around them.”

‘aim 4 the best’ affordable housing by x housing co. On modular housing w fake plastic faux metal fence enclosure, each point resembling a fleur de lis:

Yeah! We have a match. They’ve definitely had a lot of time to work on themselves and are approaching a place in their lives where they have a lot to share. Huddling for warmth is the extent of their social needs and beyond that structural necessity they like to live their own independent lives… they’re conscientious but have been indulging in disposable plates recently because of the hectic rate of their sudden birth/ you can’t judge everything from this photo (but it gives you a little taste… to be sure).

Posted in 2020, CF-EF archive, pictures | Tagged ragnar bell

paper of record

By hoskuld on 2020/12/18

He Ignored the Facts. But This Time, the Facts Wouldn’t Be Ignored.

A Surprising, Incredible Fact Will Make You Rethink Other Facts

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He Faced the Facts. Then Facts Got in the Way.

Opinion: The Facts Speak For Themselves

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Here Are the Facts. Now Here’s Another Fact–That’s Rapidly Changing the Face of the Facts.

Meet The Startling Facts Behind Your Feelings

In 1920, Prestigious Researchers Made A Famous Prediction. Meet the Team That Proved Them to be Facts.

Having a Reaction? Think Again: The Facts are Emotional

Hard-Hitting Facts About Markets and the Price of Oil

Think You’re Doing it Right? The Facts Tell Another story.

Think You Know Facts? Test Yourself With A Quiz, By Fact Experts

Don’t Be So Hard on Yourself, Says This Expert on the Facts. 4

Opinion: Facts Matter; Now, Possibly More Than Ever

Create A Free Account, We’ll Accumulate Facts About You; Meanwhile Get Full Access to Our Live Fact Tracking Center. State by State Graphs and Metro Area Fact Ranking Tables Available Now.

Relax With These Low-Stakes Facts About Something Unimportant

Question the Facts? So Did Hitler.

Confidential Facts Now Made Public

Which Facts Are Better: Science Or The Economy? We Talk Facts With Leading Experts

Contradictory Facts and the Unlikely Heroes Who Clean Up the Mess

Posted in 2020, CF-EF archive

TROPICALSTORM BATER IS MASTURBATING IN THE GULF… MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS OF 50KT… NEXT FULL FORECAST AT 10PM CDT

By hoskuld on 2020/12/18

GOES-east satellite data has indicated little change in Bater’s intensity over the last 12hrs. United states air force reserve hurricane hunter aircraft is scheduled to investigate Bater this evening and should give more details as to how Bater’s track will deviate from global models.

As of 7PM CDT, significant uncertainty persists as to exactly when and where Bater will cum onshore and with what range of intensity, and users are advised not to focus on the details of Bater’s trajectory, instead the entire vicinity should prepare for Bater to unload massive amounts of moisture and forceful impacts all over the user at some point in the next 72hrs

Posted in 2020, CF-EF archive, weather

the day they complained about the car fire

By hoskuld on 2020/12/18

mord walked away a smile on is face the luxury of existing after offset by the drag of granted indignation twist the knife round what i mist from a disgusting problem not easily fathomy a metal puzzle whos time has come meltin in the dark

Posted in 2020, CF-EF archive | Tagged mord

i have a smartphone

By hoskuld on 2020/12/18

its been great that the old man is here id love to fucking talk to him but its too bad

if only i could even get a chance to get close 2 him w/o dealin w those goddamn gradstudents hangin off either end of his mustache

i considered this. but i like the robothora, i told him. i like listenin to him talk. he knows a lot of shit. he talks about all kinds of things. current events. electricity. economics.

i have a SMARTPHONE hoskuld

i dont need 2 let some kid fucking bore me 2 death tellin me his favorite FACTS

if i want to know about FACTS i can fucking look them up

Posted in 2019, CF-EF archive | Tagged mord

science & semen

By hoskuld on 2020/12/18

those cn @least flow in2 me, u cn let it spout n spray even w/o contact an it wont harm me altho it might also GeneticallyEffect My Babies uclaim

how on th 1 hand its a gr8 time of mylife 2 forgo those slimycondoms but also how thebaby wl be genetically impacted by all the semen that inmy slutty life ivever touched.

All TheSemen ive

Ever Touched ?? what the

but u insist is a biological pillar ofwhy monogamy is best of why inorder 2 optimize the magic of pregnant use i shd rly not @this juncture b receivin liquid interlopers otherthan the daddy that is.

bc ur sayin Only His semen is best 4 baby. n so that s why u politely decline

that uh sounds liek pseudoscience i told him (n i think he glowered n prickled @

me covern it w a smile like w the time we argued about outerspace missions)

but his superembarassed smile is candy 2 me when i point that out. but as fr cummin inside me my frend when

……….did i invite u !

ya good point

n facts like u cn txt me when im takin plan B to point out how chemically speaking its efficacy is moderately compromised by caffeine so i shd probly be cuttin back

how

n most boggling fantasy of all floatin out thats

when the condom brakes solemn vows

look in th distance n lmk

if if u if u decided

if u decided to have the baby…. i….

i wd …

i wd become a doctor

Posted in 2020, CF-EF archive